Post by Ylana Thomson on Sept 30, 2010 18:41:37 GMT
Brought to you by Ylana Thomson, Charlotte Jackson, Carlie-Anne Reynolds and Skullos Snape.
Quidditch Season Approaching |
By Sports Correspondant Orlando Tokein
| Just like in Hogwarts, the national Quidditch Season is approaching! The first match, Wigtown Wanderers versus Ballycastle Bats at the Wanderer's home stadium should be an extra special match to please all. Also, the return of the Quidditch World Cup next year in Uraguay is taking the English National Team a long time to prepare for with Troy Aradescent injured for the time being. |
More Muggle Attacks Scare Residents of Town |
By Charlotte Jackson
| It has just been reported that a bunch of old Death Eaters attacked another Muggle home last night in order to spread the terror of a new Dark Lord rising. The message, which was scrawled on a wall in blood, read: "You Filthy Mudbloods should be dead. New Dark Lord's order with thrive!" The magical community that surrounds the house is abuzz with terror at the message which could only mean one thing: death and enslavement. It seems that the old ways are becoming current again, unfortunately |
Muggle Studies Professor Found Dead in Pool of Blood |
By Ylana Thomson
| The Muggle Studies Professor of a nearby magical academy, Saint Marines, has been reported dead, say Mediwizards on the scene. Dorris Thumber, 57, from Newport was reported missing on the 4th July and trained Aurors have been on the lookout for her for months. Her body was found last night by Clarisse Knight in a backalley in Halesowen. "It was awful," Mrs Knight, 28, reported. "She taught me when I was at Saint Marines and she was cut from head to toe from Dark Magic. I've had nightmares about it." Let's just hope that no more bodies are found this month. |
| And now a special and new addition to your beloved newspaper: Muggle Spex by Skullos Snape. |
Playstation Portable And Things you need to get for your new device to work |
| Playstation Battery: Please enchant with a Longetivity Spell Headset: Hey guys these look like big fluffy round pillows for your ear and they have a black cord with a green cable! Find them at your local Muggle entertainment shops! Also, a Personal Slencing charm can be put onto the portable device so no one can hear the machine's output buy yourself. Now you have your batteries and headset and device all magicked up, its time to try a game. UMD: Universal Media Drive they look like tiny discs but in little cases ask your nearest store for umd discs as these are the main medium of the psp okay so youve bought a game and i have grand theft auto chinatown wars here we open up the the disc slot its on the back all you have to do is pull gently and slot it in close it then we turn the device on! we load the game and you play! i give the psp hhmmm 8 out of 10 banshees this is skullos snape from muggle spex signing off ! |
Members of the Month Taking Over Hogwarts |
By Ylana Thomson
| The all new system of Members of the Month at Higwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is a big hit, says Lily Marie Svidensky, a Slytherin student. "After father put the idea to Prof T, the system has been a great success. We're voting for this month's people now, and it's really fun." |
